I smoked a lot of weed in high school. Like, a lot a lot. It was my main activity. In college, I majored in English. So getting stoned was practically part of the syllabus. And since I smoked so much pot, naturally my social circle did and does consist almost entirely of other stoners. But, lately, I feel like getting high all the time is holding me back. And all my stoner friends are starting to seem kind of, well, dumb. Just look at these awkward stoner texts they send me and you'll know what I mean.