When it’s time to decorate for Christmas, things get stressful. Because we face some tough decisions. And there are a lot of them. For example: Red-and-green decorations? Or white-and-gold? Eggnog spiked with rum? Or eggnog spiked with bourbon? Simple and understated stockings? Or super offensive ones to chase your in-laws away? Well, we’ve found the best, most inappropriate Christmas stockings out there. So whatever holiday vibe you’re going for, rest assured there’s something here for everyone.
When you plan to give your S.O. sex coupons for Christmas
Not that we have a problem with sex coupons as gifts, but maybe hide this stocking away when Uncle Larry comes to visit, lest he get the wrong idea about his stay.