When it's time to decorate for Christmas, things get stressful. Because we face some tough decisions. And there are a lot of them. For example: Red-and-green decorations? Or white-and-gold? Eggnog spiked with rum? Or eggnog spiked with bourbon? Simple and understated stockings? Or super offensive ones to chase your in-laws away? Well, we’ve found the best, most inappropriate Christmas stockings out there. So whatever holiday vibe you’re going for, rest assured there’s something here for everyone.