Was I the only person who watched this film on UPN as a kid? The only person who, intrigued by the suggestive ads leading up the broadcast, sat through a cheap, bizarre film about an alien man and his female lover? The only person who furrowed his brow at chopped and censored sex scenes that included, of all things, cinnamon play? My guess is "probably." But it's forever lodged in my brain, where useful facts could've lived. CPR, for example. Amanda And The Alien lives where knowing CPR could have lived.