Awesome Pop-Culture-Themed Menorahs

Keep the fire burning all through the cold winter nights by getting wet affffffffffffffffffffff.

This may be the very definition of groovy.

Thrash in the holiday season with the most badass, melty-ass, possibly Satanic menorah out there.

And lo, the honey lasted for eight days and nights, no bother!

♪ Latkes with applesauce ♪

♪ Dare I say ♪

♪ The perfect nosh ♪

♪ While the goys are all at churches ♪

♪ Let your tchotchkes light their torches ♪

Goldilocks must be the shamash.

Due to an overwhelming dearth of modern-themed Judaica, celebrants often have to settle for making their own. That torso is unnerving, however.

So many clowns. So many clowns. So many clowns. Does the oil have to last for eight days?

In 2013, Thanksgiving and Hannukah overlapped, leading to a lot of dual-themed designs. This one is a legit work of art. Look at that beard!

Gotta kvetch 'em all!

This is just plain adorable.

Hppy Hnakah from Tigger's massive butthole.

With their distorted faces and all the dead mice on the ground, this one might be creepier than the clowns.

Stay lit, y'all!

The Yankees just signed this menorah to a seven-year, $180 million contract.

Bet you didn't know this existed either, did ya? Congratulations, you just found a perfect second-night present for the nostalgic, coked-up Canadian in your life.

Damn, Miss Israel 2012, you on FIYAH!

A menorah Willy Wonka would be proud to call his own. Is it sundown yet?

This is some real despicable mishegas right here.

They only play Adam Sandler covers.

For the self-serious JAP we all know and love.

Obviously a menorah is traditional, but even if you're not a rich man, this beauty can still be yours. Lost your lighter? Call the matchmaker!

Celebrate the Festival of Lights and your cat mitzvah.

"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a rabbi!"

That's definitely some true Hufflepuff shit right there.

You can light these candles even with the tiniest arms known to prehistoric predators.

I find it a little blasphemous that Streisand isn't the shamash, but I do love they got Nathan Fielder on there.

Burger of the Day: The Maccabees (comes with honey and a macadamia nut crust)