These Porg Photoshops Will Get You Even More Hyped For “The Last Jedi”November 20, 2017
Whitney Van Laningham
Porg Photoshops are the greatest things to happen to the "Star Wars" franchise since that meme of Harrison Ford pouring vodka at da club that said, "Han Yolo." If you're having a bad day, or you just want to stop thinking about impending nuclear crisis, these porgs are here to help. To be honest, we don't really know what the actual function of porgs is, or whether or not Chewbacca will get hungry and eat one for a snack, but we do know that they're adorable as hell, and that's what matters.
The Porg Jedi
How the poster should have looked, TBH.
Porgs
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We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Jurassic Porg
Porgs, uh, find a way.
Porg Alone
Can you imagine what kind of insane, adorable traps Porg-Kevin McAllister would set for the Sticky Bandits?
Office Porg
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Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on a Saturday.
They may take away our lives, but they will never take away our porgs!
The Porging
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Come porg with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever...
Porghog Day
This one's a real doozy.
Porgy & Bess
Ah, yes, my favorite musical.
Porggs
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Like eggs, but porgs.
Bill & Ted & Porg's Excellent Adventure
Can you imagine a stoned porg?
PORG (IT)
"I'm Porgywise, the dancing clown!"
E.T. Phone Porg
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Can you imagine baby Drew Barrymore walking in on this guy?
Porg of Thrones
BEND THE KNEE, JON PORG.
Porgface
Say hello to my little porg.
PORGSCREAM
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Edvard Munch's "The Porg."
Porg Psycho
Porgman Bates.
Porgtanic
Draw me like one of your porg girls.
PSA: Porg Distraction
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Just a friendly reminder that although porgs are adorable, they do not in any way replace the ewoks. Ewoks have incredible fighting skills, and we need them now more than ever.