Glittering bracelets and necklaces apparently aren't glam enough for everyone. Because in a new procedure ripped straight from "Black Mirror," one New York doctor is offering patients surgically implanted ocular jewelry. Allegedly, the procedure takes five minutes to complete and is pain-free. I'm an advocate for modern medicine. But no gem in the world could ever make the idea of knifing my eyeball seem like a good idea. And just because you have enough for exclusive cosmetic procedures, it doesn't mean you should splash serious cash for every new trend. I'm looking at you, vampire facials.