Hello comrade! You are in the presence of Topher Pinestone, hipster lumberjack extraordinaire. Before it was popular, I would use my various artisan tools and knives to cut things in half and repurposed them as “fine art”. Soon after, poor saps pay to gawk at my wares in curated galleries for all to share on Instagram. Maybe even Snapchat. As a former barista, I made the right choice becoming a lumberjack because now I can be a snob as well as take in the outdoors. These days, others have followed my love of bargain lattes and splitting things in two, so lets take a look at a ton of things cut into halves!