Hot Takes: 25 of the Most Unpopular Opinions (That Are 100 Percent Right)

There are things that many of us can agree on. Pizza is a universally delicious food. Dogs are dumb and hilarious and adorable. There have been more bad movies in the last 10 years than good ones. But some things, we will never agree upon.

And some unpopular opinions — like these here — may go against the grain, but they’re 100 percent correct (and I will 100 percent fight you on it).

Cheese Isn’t Great

Unless you’re willing to drop some real dough on high quality imported brie, the stuff you’re picking out of the deli section of the local Vons is cheap and gross and tastes like any other shrink-wrapped hunk of cheddar.

You only like cheese because it’s actually addictive, and places like Urban Outfitters make T-shirts that celebrate it.

Neither Is Bacon

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Bacon, and the entire culture that celebrates it, is awful. It’s cured meat. There’s no reason it should be anywhere near candy, cologne or interior design. If you love bacon enough to wear it, chances are you’re in need of a real hobby.

Emotional Support Animals Shouldn’t Be Considered Service Animals

It’s easy to buy a service certificate off the internet for a few bucks that’ll grant you the ability to bring your beloved doggo on an airplane or to the movies or whatever. But 90 percent of the time, that certificate is complete bulls—.

And bringing an emotional support turtle inside a restaurant is a slap in the face to people who actually need the help of a trained animal.

Southern California Is Not At All a Paradise

Balmy, 75-degree weather year round is incredibly boring. No one understands how to drive or generally function as a member of society. And people are self-entitled and mean. Plus, it costs more to live in Southern California than pretty much anywhere else, and credit card debt is inescapable.