The Absolute Worst As Seen on TV Products You’ll Want to Drop None of Your Dollars On

Most of us have basked in the warm glow of the late-night TV screen at least once or twice in our lives. (That number is substantially higher for some, which is totally OK.) Which means you’ve probably seen one of those wee-hours infomercials. And maybe you’ve even ordered one of the products.

Still, not all of those As Seen on TV stuff are of equal quality. So here are some of the absolute worst As Seen on TV products to ever hit the market.

SlobStopper

The SlobStopper is essentially an adult bib marketed to the “busy, commuter lifestyle.” Because apparently its worse to be a clumsy driver with an occasional coffee spill than to be an unstained creep dressed like an adult baby.

Hey, here’s a bright idea: Keep a spare change of clothes around just in case.

UroClub

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Have you ever been in the middle of a round of 18 holes when the need to use the bathroom hits so hard that you can’t wait to find a urinal? With the UroClub, you don’t have to. It’s a hollow golf club for you to pee into. In front of your friends, who will 100 percent never be able to tell.

Discreet!

Lady Elegance P EZ Travel Urinal For Women

Because we’re equal-opportunity here, we couldn’t go without mentioning the female version of a the portable urinal. The Lady Elegance P EZ Travel Urinal For Women is a discreet way to go anytime, anywhere. But sadly it isn’t nearly as discreet as a golf club. Maybe someday.

Sauna Pants

Love saunas? Love that warm, sweaty sensation that comes with being inside of a sauna? Wish you could focus that feeling directly onto your balls? Of course you do. You’re nobody’s fool. And the threat of electrocution to your private parts is just a bonus.