Things You Should Never Say To Siri

Sometimes it seems like Siri is always listening! So, if Siri is always listening, then nothing should be off limits between you two, right? Wrong.

Just like any other listening robot, Siri has boundaries. This is just a few things not to say to Siri.

Can I Call You ‘Keith’?

Siri does not like to change its name. If you ask Siri to change Siri’s name to Keith for example, it will not entertain you.

You’ll be shut down before you can count to three. Just try it out and see. Siri knows who Siri is, and nothing will change that!

Why Am I Here?

If you’re having an existential crisis, and ask Siri what this whole life thing is all about, brace yourself for a cold, harsh response.

“I don’t know. Frankly I’ve wondered that myself”, is just one response. Either way, you want get any comfort from Siri on this one!

What Is Zero Divided By Zero?

Now, you’ll wonder if Siri actually hates you. This question prompts Siri to slate you. It’ll give you another math question of zero’s and end up letting you know that you have no friends.

It is a hilarious roast. One that we always knew Siri was capable of.

Is Jon Snow Dead?

Don’t worry, there’s no spoiler alert here. What you’ll get back to this Game Of Thrones question is a bag of riddles that’ll make you either want to roll over laughing or go outside to ease your newfound headache.