Bizarre Thrift Store Finds
Ever walk into a thrift store and find something truly bizarre to the point where you have to ask “Did someone actually pay money for this?” and realize holy crap, THEY DID? Turns out there are A LOT of weird thrift store items that are making people react this way.
People bought Justin Bieber singing toothbrushes and human teeth. And some VERY QUESTIONABLE toilet lids. For real, there’s enough crazy thrift store merchandise for everyone to gawk over. The main thing to keep in mind here is that one man’s trash is also another man’s trash.
Now carry on with your bizarre thrift store crap.
Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“Hi, I uh, I thought we were getting a mastiff and the wife brought home a Chihuahua.”
Okay.
“I’m definitely NOT donating this because it’s where my wife used to make me sleep when she was mad at me and we’re divorced now.”
Right.
“Okay, I used to sleep there.”
I am SHOOK.
“No you’re not.”
No, I am not.
Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
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“Hi, I uh, I stopped drinking coffee.”
Isn’t that a Starbucks cup in your hand?
“It’s tea.”
Are they making quad espresso tea now? That sounds weird.
“Listen, kid, do you want this turd cup or not? My brother put some rabbit leavings in my Folgers the other day and I just can’t handle this crap anymore.”
Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
“Mary, I’m taking this abomination to the Goodwill.”
OH MY GOD, MOM. YOU’RE TOTALLY OPPRESSING ME. CAN I NOT HAVE A SINGLE THING THAT REPRESENTS ME IN THIS HOUSE??
*pause* “A bright pink, bedazzled toilet seat where Justin Bieber stares down your crack every time you eat Taco Bell REPRESENTS YOU??”
Not as much as the Selena Gomez one in the basement, but yeah.
Can you imagine being the people bringing this crap in?
*internal monologue*
“Man, Tracy is going to be so pissed at me when she realizes I waited until the night of to buy her an anniversary present. Why is Out of the Closet the only thing open, ughhh. Wait, what are THOSE??”
Excuse me, sir, are these underwear built for two?
“They are.”
Best anniversary present EVER.