Black Friday Horror Stories That Make Online Shopping Sound Amazing

Black Friday horror stories really show you the absolute worst of humanity. People have not only died from being trampled in Black Friday stampedes, but thousands are injured every year, and it’s all just to save a few bucks here and there. These are the worst first-hand accounts of Black Friday nightmare scenarios that the Internet has to offer (so far).

This Guy Pooped On The Floor

“A customer was having problems finding an associate to help them in the shoe department. So what did he do?

Dropped his drawers in the middle of the shoe department and crapped all over the floor. Then another customer didn’t see the mess and stepped in it before it could be cleaned up.”

The Security Guards Aren’t Even Safe

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“Someone punched a security guard in the face because he thought he was a customer skipping to the front of the line..he was just walking in the door to start his shift.

So yeah, my town has those kind of people in it.”

The Throw-Up Party

“On Black Friday a father had his daughter on his shoulders, and kept spinning her around. She said she didn’t feel well and told him to stop…She started throwing up all over the jewelry stands. It caused a chain reaction, and in total, 12 people threw up all over the store. WORST. SMELL. EVER.”

The Man Who Needed Milk Immediately

“Managing checklanes at Target today. Lines wrapped around entire store. Guy hands me gallon of milk saying “we’re not waiting in this line” and leaves with his two daughters. Who goes into Target on Black Friday at store open for a gallon of milk?”