Do you live in a city that pays the lowest minimum wage? That really sucks, dude. Thankfully, many states are optioning to raise the state-wide minimum wage to either match or surpass the federal, so hopefully things will start getting better soon! In the meantime, feel free to flip through this list of cities with the lowest minimum wages. Honestly, Honolulu sounds like a tropical, destitute hell. How does anyone even afford a surf board out there?! What if you get stung by a jellyfish and need to go to the ER? What if you want to buy your idiot cousin from Baltimore a dumb souvenir? One cannot live on spam sandwiches alone, and island living ain’t cheap. Have you SEEN the real estate prices out there?! Anyways. I digress. Having such a low minimum wage is unreasonable – you should probably move.