Everyone on Dating Apps Is at Least 1 of These Types. Which Type Are You?
If you’ve ever used a dating app, you probably noticed patterns in the people you came across. Everyone, including you, belongs to at least one of these dating-app types.
So read on to find out exactly how basic you really are…
The Puppy Baiter
Their pet is the love of their life. It’s all in the photo-evidence, oh, and the bio. Four out of five photos are with their pup and their bio dives deeper into their life as a pup-parent. Of course, there are other animals and other types of pet-parents.
Pup owners hold the gold medal for visibility, though.
The One on the Left
Cropping, scribbling, and using humongous emojis are their favorite things to do to a photo. They either can’t find any solo-photos or they choose not to, resulting in various group photos with blocked-out faces.
They’ve also been known to crank it up a notch and crop the entire person out of the photo, all while a simple “I’m the one on the left” would work all the same. This could be anyone, but you’ll know them when you see them.
The Babysitter
That kid in their photo is not their kid. Neither is that other kid in that other photo. They just really like taking advantage of photo-ops at family events. Then they arrange their profile to let you know they really love kids, but they are not fathers or mothers yet.
The Neo-Hippie Artist
Recently, this group of people is all over the dating-app scene. Their bios contain personality quiz results, zodiac signs, or life-path numbers. There’s something consuming about them, though. They’re the people you want to know even if you know deep down you might not like them.
But they can probably read your tarot cards or write a song about you and that counts for something.