Hilarious Fast Food Fails That Will Make You Cringe

The most hilarious fast food fails you’ll ever see

Good afternoon. I’m an inspector from the Fast Food Quality Control Agency. Since you own this franchise, you’ve probably heard all about the establishment of the FFQCA. We exist to oversee the quality and aesthetic integrity of fast food. Fast food, as you know, no longer falls under the FDA’s jurisdiction. Because it doesn’t meet new legal definitions of “food.” I’m here because a customer filed a complaint to the FFQCA about fast food fails at your store. And, therefore, federal law requires me to look into the matter. If you’ll show me to your store’s dining and kitchen areas, we’ll get this inspection over and done with as soon as possible…

Cheese on Top Fast Food Fails

I assume this is a new fast-food sandwich product I’ve never heard of, some sort of cheese-hat hamburger. I’ll say it’s a little odd, but not really so much odder than a square hamburger patty. To be honest, it’s such a cute burger wearing a cheese hat! This is fine.

The Anus Burger Fast Food Fails

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I saw an ad for this product, and there’s an obvious printing error here. I’m aware the product is called The Black Anus, not just The Anus. However, we do legally allow a certain amount of cow anuses in ground beef as long as said contents are clearly advertised. And they certainly are here.

This is fine.

Cheese on the Side Fast Food Fails

I have to tell you I’ve seen a very similar product recently at another chain that’s introduced an intriguing cheese-hat hamburger to its menu. I believe you’re running the risk of a lawsuit with this concoction. But copyright infringement isn’t the FFQCA’s concern, so this is fine.

Raw Chicken Nugget Fast Food Fails

Since chicken nuggets are no longer considered food under the law, cooking them to any internal temperature is allowed as long as at least one nugget displays internal meat so the customer knows what he or she is getting. Thank you for following our guidelines. This is fine.