20 of the Funniest Reactions Men Have Had to Becoming Fathers

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Father’s Day is painfully close. To celebrate the big day, we’ve compiled 20 of the funniest reactions men have had to becoming fathers, all shared on Reddit. Click through to see all of them, mostly unedited.

No thank you

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“My son’s father is a very well-educated, well-spoken man. He was with me in the hospital room when I gave birth, and the first thing he said after seeing our son for the first time was: ‘OH MY GOD! Look at his balls!'” – kaytINSANE

Let’s hope so

“I’ve been told that my dad’s response to my entering this world was ‘IT’S A PERSON.'” – Shaarox

Yours, dude

“I was born in the ’80s and the ultrasound technology wasn’t that great. What my parents didn’t know was that instead of one baby there were two. Our hearts were beating at the same time and they could never tell the sex so they thought it was just one giant baby. So, I come out.

Then my mom says ‘doc, I still feel pain’ and he looks and says ‘I see another head!’. Apparently my father said ‘what the fuck? who’s baby is that?’….and then my sister popped out. They were obviously floored.” – GinGimlet

Understandable

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“According to my parents, I was a super fast delivery. Like so fast that the doctors/nurses had stepped out of the room to go attend to someone else and my mom grabbed my dad and told him to get ready to catch me.

My dad didn’t even have time to put on gloves and had to catch me, baby gunk and all. Apparently he smiled, passed me to the nurses (who came rushing in), kissed my mom on the lips, then leaned over and vommed everywhere.” – rangharad