The 22 Funniest, Pettiest Reasons People Have Said No to a Second Date

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With the rise of dating apps like Tinder, OkCupid, Bumble, and Grindr, it’s never been easier to get a first date. But that also means it’s never been easier to turn down a second one.

Redditors took to the internet to reveal some of the funniest, pettiest reasons they’ve denied or been denied for a second date. Here are the 22 best responses, lightly edited.

Get sauce on your phone, you got to go go

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“She picked up her phone directly after eating BBQ wings without wiping her hands off.” – xxCyberpunk2077xx

Mike Tyson is not amused

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“Met online and after chatting back and forth for a while decided to meet [in real life]. His voice was a way higher pitch than I expected it to be and it completely caught me off guard.

I couldn’t get over it, second date never happened.” – dragonflyer223

Annoyinguh

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“She enunciated every word ending in ing with a ‘guh’. f**kinguh makes me so upset.” – Alldawaytoswiffty

Sounds like she should date Ricky Bobby

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“She tailgated the shit out of everyone, always. I had a sore leg from stomping on the imaginary brake.” – picksandchooses