Hilarious Dating App Bios That Definitely Helped These People Score

Finding love in the real world can be a bit difficult sometimes, which is why most people turn to dating apps. But to really stick out, these people created hilarious dating app bios that are so funny and insane that they undoubtedly scored a first, and maybe even a second date.

Date Jesus

I mean, c’ mon. Who wouldn’t want to date this 21-year-old Jesus? He’s the freaking son of God. Plus, he turns water into wine, walks on water, and is able to resurrect himself. What more can you ask from a man?

You’re Buying

Pete’s a momma’s boy, and if that wasn’t bad enough, he also has extra baggage, like his wife, which he’ll bring on the date. But hey, when was the last time a random Tinder dude’s bio made you laugh this hard?

The Collector

The best way to get people to notice your profile is by adding a little humor. Hopefully, no one swiped left before they got to the second paragraph.

The Bilingual Single

How is hunky Matthew still single? If he puts as much effort on a date as he did on his hilarious bio, we guarantee he’ll be off the market faster than you can count to three.