The Most Hilariously Suggestive Business Names Out There Right Now

Unfortunately, not every business owner comes up with a winning name. Sometimes, the most clever of names come off a little… suggestive given what their business is.

In our opinion, these clever yet slightly suggestive names are the best in the game. And that’s definitely one way to be remembered when you’re in competition with every other store in town.

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Groom

Washing your pet by yourself is almost more difficult than anything Indiana Jones had to go through in the Temple of Doom. Just please, don’t bring any pet snakes in here to be groomed. Anything but snakes!

The ‘Proper Tea’ Shop

It’s no doubt which one of these stores was here first, but it’s obvious that the tea shop has a much better name. And this is really what most shops in England look like, because getting a spot of tea is the most important part of the day on the other side of the pond.

Back to the Futon

Consider it the place to go for young adults who move back in with their parents for a while after graduating college. Getting back to the futon is a time in every young person’s life that is just as stressful as a trip through the fabric of time.

“Electricity Bill”

There’s no need to be stressed out over your electricity bill when you can call Electricity Bill! But, don’t forget about your actual bill because you’ll still have to pay for his services.