Hilarious Talk Show Captions

You’ve all seen them: those talk show captions that make you go “Wut?”; the ones where you yell at the TV “THAT’S why we have DVR!”

and well, now you’ve got a whole bunch of those funny talk show captions to look at in your quest to better understand why you’re better than most of the people on TV. If a talk show caption was cringey, funny, or just completely WTF, it’s here.

What was it they said about this on South Park?

As Cartman would have told us on his quest to appear on daytime television, this little (irony intended) girl isn’t FAT, she’s big boned. Okay, maybe she’s also big armed, legged, and headed but she’s also like 4 foot tall, so let a girl grow some, eh?

If you’ve got to have two of something…

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If there was ever a Tinder intro NO MAN could ignore, it’s this. Right here. Imagine swiping left on a bunch of women who “live, laugh, love,” or who claim to be a “total nerd at heart,” or who “like to have fun” and then finding THIS WOMAN in your queue.

Match made in your dreams, amirite?

Klassy with a K

Now let me tell you a little bit about a lobster dinner: that ish IS NOT as expensive as you think it is. Especially a lobster buffet. A BUFFET! Have you ever been to a buffet because they are NASTY. Kind of like a date that’ll set you back a cool $18 (before the tip).

Hi, I’m a Nigerian Prince and I’ll send you USD $2M if you wire me USD $500 now

Okay, there are A LOT of questions here that need to be answered. Where did Brittany get a passport AND a visa to go to Brazil? Who paid for this ticket? Did she have an escort or did her parents go with her? Did her parents know WHY she wanted to go to South America? Did they care?? I’ma need a whole special to answer these questions and more, thanks.