Hilariously Honest Tweets About The Modern World

In the world we live in today, many people choose to get personal on social media apps. Nowadays, that’s where you can find some of the funniest jokes around! We’ve almost forgotten about the days of radio and television jokes.

Let’s take a look at some of the funniest tweets from the minds of Twitter users, but we warn you, these people don’t shy away from telling it like it is.

He Wouldn’t Believe Me

Last night, while waiting in the audience for my daughter’s recital, I was trying to tell my son why I was not embarrassing. He wouldn’t believe me, though.

While trying to make my point, I notice the girl in front of us typing everything I say into her notes app. I guess I was a little embarrassing after all.

Story Credit: Twitter/90sMelissa

Hot And Humid

This one happened while I was exploring the woods nearby last weekend. It was particularly hot and humid, and it wasn’t my best hike but I kept pushing.

Then I saw a couple holding hands while hiking, and it gave me hope that one day I’ll meet someone who’ll make fun of them with me. One can only hope.

Story Credit: Twitter/Eden_Eats

80 Cows

Yesterday my 7-year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened, and he said his 5-year-old brother put 80 cows into his house in Minecraft while he was offline.

That was “entirely too many cows,” and to be honest, I have no idea how to parent any of this. It wasn’t in the manual.

Story Credit: Twitter/GrahamKritzer

Thwarting Your Vibe

This one is not probably the most entertaining bit out there, but I had to say it because I believe in my words. Here it goes!

Imagine being the sun and finding out there is an entire line of glasses devoted to thwarting your vibe. I wouldn’t be too happy about it, that’s what I know for sure.

Story Credit: Twitter/Ygrene