These Holiday Cards From Lonely Singles Put The “Forever” In “Forever Alone”

Lonely holiday cards from single people can get pretty depressing. If you look at enough of them, that is. But they can also be really inspiring if you’re feeling particularly alone around Christmastime.

Some are profane and some are wholesome, and some just plain old weird, but here are the best single-people holiday cards the Internet has to offer (so far).

That One Time Bridget Acquired A Raft

Drinking all that beer and climing safely into that raft with a mannequin couldn’t have been easy, actually. The MANnequin looks festive, at least. 

John Cessna’s 2016 Card Got Real Dark

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John Cessna‘s going through some shit.

“Just Bridget”

This is the first card from viral sensation Bridget McCartney who has done these every year for the last six years. 

This One Cuts Right To The Chase

Internet hero Bridge McCartney’s 2016 card doesn’t pull any punches, gets dirtier than ever, and implies that she is covered in shit. Perfect.