You know that there's no such thing as 100-percent honest company slogans. Because it's just a trick companies use to get you to buy products or services. So Honest Slogans voices how we all feel about the services large companies provide us. They gave these major company slogans well-deserved and hilariously honest makeovers.
Insta-Fix Yo Face
Instagram has allowed people to post photos of their vacations, take selfies, and, oh yes, cover up all of their tiny imperfections with radical filters. Natural beauty for the win!
Lay's Brand potato chips are greasy, salty and delicious. And it's so thoughtful of them to consider our health that they've filled half the bag with air, so we wouldn't over indulge.
WD It go?
WD-40 keeps doors from squeaking, and oven door hinges all lubed up so they can open and close. But why is it that every time you look for the can, it decides to play hide-and-seek?
Crash And Burn
Google Chrome is often seen as the safest and most reliable web browser. But this makeover was dead accurate when the designer pointed out that you can't put an artwork of a dinosaur after a crash and expect us to be cool with it.
Keep The Pen
Bic has been providing us with reliable ballpoint pens for years. But admit it: You most likely took one from a bank teller or one of your co-workers, and never gave it back.
Blockbuster was the go-to video rental spot before streaming services knocked it out of business. But do you remember those late fees they threatened to slap you with? Now they seem irrelevant, 'cause the company is no longer around!
Oh, Hulu, Please
Subscription video-on-demand service Hulu is like an alternative to Netflix. But if digital ads were a physical thing, you'd be drowning in an ocean of them.
Where The Chap Is It
ChapStick can be such a relief for those of us with dry, cracked lips. But boy can it be a pain in the butt when it's so little that it seems to fall through the cracks rather than repair them.
Never Leave Again
Telecommunications company Comcast is like a needy, clingy ex who won't leave you. Now you're hooked... forever.
The Female Repellent
AXE is the ultimate body deodorant for guys who want to attract women with their scent. But the smell is so strong that it's like RAID for women.
Free Streaming From The Ex
HBO Go allows people to catch up on popular HBO shows and movies. But just cause the service is instant and unlimited, it doesn't mean that the password you're borrowing will be.
Footwear That Doesn't Float
Boater's shoes manufacturer, Sperry, make some pretty cool boater shoes. But seriously, do you own a yacht? You don't even like the water and get sea sick from watching "Baywatch."
The Collective Nothingness
Linkedin is like Facebook for people seeking to gyrate their business credentials in hopes of landing a better job. It's also a nice way to let your old boss and ex-co-workers know you're still unemployed.
Too Hot For Clothes
Clothing company American Apparel provides plenty of clothing options for men, women and kids. But the models on their in-store ads leaves you doing more drooling than shopping.
Home Shop Till You Drop
Amazon provides you with the chance to shop for whatever your little heart desires without leaving your home. But do you ever wonder if there's a hidden agenda, like making you asocial?
iTunes You Out
iTunes might provide plenty of hours of entertainment. But in the interest of honesty, no one has read or would care about the terms and conditions, cause sharing is caring.
Don't Read, Recycle
The Yellow Pages are about as useful today as a rotary phone. Besides, with internet directories, about the only purpose these serve is as a projectile or a stepping stool.
Hide That Your High
Visine might take the red out, but according to one of these honest slogans, it also hides the fact that you've been boozing and smoking everything but the soles of your shoes.
Microwaveable turnovers Hot Pockets are delish! But have you ever noticed how getting it to cook evenly is like getting a nun to say yes to a first date?
Scoop And Cut
Produced by Frito Lay, Tostitos is hands-down the only thing you want to dip into your salsa. But one bite of these hideous Scoops, and you might be seeing red, and not because you scooped up too much salsa.
Be Nice, Or Doze Off
Starbucks is all about serving the best coffee blend for their customers, who are their livelihood. But don't tick off the servers on minimum wage, or else.
Don't Just Glue, Peel Off
Elmer's glue has provided us with the glue that holds our arts and crafts together. But let's face it: The real reason we like it is cause we like to peel off fake skin from the palms of our hands.
State The Obvious
Crayola, the handicraft giant, allows kids to draw in every color. But in case your kid is having a slow moment, this honest slogan states the obvious. Seriously, why do they even include the white crayon?
When IKEA Mind Teases
Furniture retail company IKEA offers a wide array of ready-to-assemble furniture, appliances and home accessories. But they add extra parts to make you question everything, even your sanity.
Twist And Date
Produced by Milton Bradley, Twister seems more like an excuse to twist and bend your way toward a first date. But if you twist right, you can skip lunch and go straight for dessert.
Nobody Cares Feed
BuzzFeed comes up with all sorts of articles, including some that make you question the sanity of those who came up with the idea.
Never Stop Searching
Netflix is known for digitally streaming thousands of movies and shows, but finding something good to watch is like finding a needle in a haystack.
WebMD offers all kinds of info online about human health. But the symptoms are so generic that by the time you're done reading, you start making arrangements for your own funeral.