The Easiest Ways To Annoy You, According To Your Zodiac Sign

If there’s one thing we can all be certain of in this life, it’s that the planets’ placement at the exact time of our birth is responsible for every aspect of our personality. OK, that may or may not actually be true.

But that doesn’t mean we can’t look to the stars for insight into our lives. Like knowing what the things are that make us want to throw something at the wall. So here’s how to annoy anyone based on their zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries people are doers by nature. They’re active, impulsive, and open to change. And when something new strikes their fancy, they’ll be 100% into seeing it through. So one of the worst things you can do around an Aries is procrastinate.

If you can’t get your shit done, you definitely won’t be doing any Aries people.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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By the same token, Aries can’t stand a complainer. Yeah, it might not be great having to do something you don’t really want to do, but Aries are all about doing it anyways — and doing it well. So shut your mouth, suck it up, and see it through.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Ever the perfectionist, Virgo cannot handle disorder. If you’re hoping to get lucky with one, you’d better make sure your place is spotless.

Clothes on the floor, dishes in the sink, record collection not organized by genre and artist… any one of those will ruin your chances and have you spending the rest of your night sad and alone.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Physical chaos isn’t the only Virgo pet peeve; mental chaos is just as terrible for the Mercury native. But there is a line: if you’re a bratty know-it-all, you’ll be the first on Virgo’s shit list.

Virgos want to learn as much as they can, but they certainly don’t want to be talked down to by someone who only thinks they’re smarter.