The Easiest Ways To Annoy You, According To Your Zodiac Sign

If there’s one thing we can all be certain of in this life, it’s that the planets’ placement at the exact time of our birth is responsible for every aspect of our personality. OK, that may or may not actually be true. But that doesn’t mean we can’t look to the stars for insight into our lives. Like knowing what the things are that make us want to throw something at the wall. So here's how to annoy anyone based on their zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Aries people are doers by nature. They’re active, impulsive, and open to change. And when something new strikes their fancy, they’ll be 100% into seeing it through. So one of the worst things you can do around an Aries is procrastinate. If you can’t get your shit done, you definitely won’t be doing any Aries people.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] By the same token, Aries can’t stand a complainer. Yeah, it might not be great having to do something you don’t really want to do, but Aries are all about doing it anyways — and doing it well. So shut your mouth, suck it up, and see it through.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Ever the perfectionist, Virgo cannot handle disorder. If you’re hoping to get lucky with one, you’d better make sure your place is spotless. Clothes on the floor, dishes in the sink, record collection not organized by genre and artist… any one of those will ruin your chances and have you spending the rest of your night sad and alone.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Physical chaos isn’t the only Virgo pet peeve; mental chaos is just as terrible for the Mercury native. But there is a line: if you’re a bratty know-it-all, you’ll be the first on Virgo’s shit list. Virgos want to learn as much as they can, but they certainly don’t want to be talked down to by someone who only thinks they’re smarter.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Probably the most sensitive of any astrological sign, Cancer people are known for being emotional and reserved. They’re actually great friends, so long as you can catch them when they aren’t sobbing uncontrollably. They have a hard time sharing their space, though, so people who have no concept of personal boundaries are going to annoy the f— out of them.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Similarly, because they’re so sensitive and emotional, Cancers imagine every possible outcome to their situation before they act. They hate impulsiveness. If you’re the type who acts without thinking first, or — worse yet — tries to get a Cancer to do something on the fly, you can probably expect to never get a call back again.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Libra needs balance and harmony in life, so they’re the one you can always count on to help mediate any issues you have with others. Don’t count on them to mediate their own issues, though, because if there’s one thing Libra can’t do, it’s choose. Why would they want to, when they should just be able to have both options?

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] As good as Libra may be at handling others, one thing they absolutely cannot handle is incompetence. They need balance, but in order to achieve balance, you’ve got to be working with something more than a single brain cell. Patience can only take a Libra so far.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarius people are the friendliest on the planet. They’re a little weird, sure, but they’re always a good time. And because of their expansive nature, they’re easily bothered by those who are ignorant. They’re looking to build the future; the last thing they’ve got time for is someone who refuses to expand their own mind.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Because Aquarius is so independent and strong-willed, they get annoyed with anyone who tries to nag them about some aspect of their lives. Because clearly, they know what’s best for themselves already. Aquarius doesn’t need you to try and get them to do something for your benefit.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Look up the word “workaholic” in the dictionary, and you’ll find a pic of a Capricorn right next to it. Caps are some of the hardest workers out there, and their ambition matches their determination. They hate laziness, so if they cross paths with some shiftless pice of shit, they probably won’t be able to keep their cool.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

They’re some of the biggest loners on the planet, too, which works out for their career ambition, but kind of puts a damper on their love life. Capricorn wants nothing to do with a clingy partner and will bail as soon as they feel their freedom is in jeopardy. So maybe keep your distance, just a little bit.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces are compassionate, romantic, and emotional. Probably to a fault. They’re so sensitive to others’ feelings, in fact, that they can’t handle even the slightest bit of rudeness from another person. Imagine if Stephanie Tanner were the embodiment of a zodiac sign. That sign would be Pisces.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] There is one problem with Pisces, though. People in this sign are so imaginative that they kind of forget about the real world on the reg. Pisceans want to be surrounded in fantasy; rational minds can take a step back. But really, if given the choice between fantasy and reality, who wouldn’t take the Pisces path on occasion?

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Taurus people are some of the most grounded and down-to-earth folks out there. That said, they’re also some of the most stubborn assholes, too. So when it comes to change? That’s a hard pass for Taureans. And if you try to push them into it? Easiest way to lose a Taurus friend.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

But change isn’t the only thing that’ll annoy a Taurus. They’re ruled by the planet Venus, which means they have a love of pretty things. And a, uh… certain unfondness for shitty taste. Basically, put yourself together like you didn’t get drunk and dress in the dark, if you want to be seen with a Taurus.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

[dx_custom_adunit desktop_id="RTK_K67O" mobile_id="RTK_5yk0"] Sags are known for their blunt honesty — to the point of forgetting about that whole tact thing with most everyone around them. But they’re expert lie detectors and can’t stand when someone tries to get one over on them. And as optimistic as they can be about people, Sagittarius has one fiery temper when they’ve been lied to.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

But lying is only half of it. Sagittarius is also the most freedom-loving of the signs, so they have zero patience for people who want to tie them down. Love is easy; commitment is something else entirely, and they aren’t exactly made of that kind of material.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Think back on that one kid in high school: Prom King/Queen, star athlete, always had to be the goddam center of attention. That kid was a Leo. If a Leo isn’t constantly being adored, they’re going to be annoyed AF, so the last thing you want to do is ignore one.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

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Well, that and also show them your jealous streak. As much as Leo needs to be the center of the universe, what they don’t need is someone getting jealous of all that attention they’re getting from others. Just be happy to take a back seat to their perfection, and you’ll be alright.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Ah, the twins. Geminis are known to be a little all over the place, but it’s only because they want to know everything about everything all at once. So being on time isn’t exactly their strong suit. And people who expect punctuality from them can also expect to get on their last nerve.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Of course, if you really want to annoy a Gemini, you’ll bore them. Because they tend to be intellectual (and enthusiastic about intellectual things), the last thing they want in life is to have to sit through a boring conversation. You’ll know you’ve set off a Gemini when they change the subject mid-sentence, or just get up and leave.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

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You want dark and passionate? You want a Scorpio. They’re intense, emotional, and deep, but they’re also f—ing terrible at handling criticism. And people who think they know more about any aspect of Scorpio’s life will be written out of it before they even have a chance to finish their shit talk.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpios are so strong-willed, in fact, that even the slightest show of weakness will set them off. See, while they’re allowed to be weak and clingy, the last thing they need in their lives is someone who isn’t strong enough to handle their polarizing emotions. They can cry, but you sure as hell can’t.