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41 of the Worst Tattoo Fails You Will Ever See

41 of the Worst Tattoo Fails You Will Ever See October 1, 2017

What do we love more than anything else on the internet? Bad tattoos.  So here for your pleasure, or to help you waste time at work instead of doing your job, is a deep collection of the worst tattoos you'll ever seen in your whole entire life...

Charlie Sheen Winning

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"Tiger blood" Charlie Sheen was a great era. Like, the Internet really needed a dude like him at that moment. It's crazy to think it was way back in early 2011 that he went viral for that unhinged interview packed with catch phrases. Remember, he's different. He has a different constitution to a weird life we still don't understand. Winning!

Wolverine's Little Pony

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Those of us who grew up in the '80s and early '90s lived through a classic era for cartoons. "My Little Pony." "X-Men." I loved them all. Why choose? Still, I would have never thought that Wolverine was a brony. A sadistic, brooding, lethal, blood thirsty brony with a heart of gold and and a hard-on for Jean grey #TheMoreYouKnow.

Jack Sparrow Not So Savvy

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As you probably know, Johnny Depp's been through a rough patch. The only thing he's going through faster than cases of wine is his bank account. Lucikly, his character of Jack Sparrow is a fictional and therefore immortal figure. He can never falter. Except in tattoo form. This Jack Sparrow really let himself go. And that's not even adding the ridiculous amount of wine an liquor he drinks on a monthly basis. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't have alcohol poisoning by now.

Jesus Forgives You

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I don't judge people based on their religion. If a person lives honestly, is kind to others and tries hard to do what's right, then that person is my brother. I like to think that whatever god or gods there are feel the same way. So I have to believe Jesus forgives this person for this tattoo, cause it's serious horrid. It's like a trainwreck you just can't stop looking away from.

Don't Somke, Kids

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Is this the worst tattoo you've ever seen? Or is this the funniest tattoo you've ever seen? Hard to say. That's what makes people who lives this lifestyle so hard to understand. They're human puzzles. The crazing thing about this is that the tattoo guy was probably baked out of his mind and didn't even realize his huge error, and that's the beast part about this photo.

Wrecking Ball

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In 2013, Miley Cyrus had a huge international hit with her song "Wrecking Ball." That song was everywhere, remember? And so was the video. The image was burned into our collective brain. But pop is designed to fade away fast. So many getting this tattoo was short-sighted. Isn't she on an "americana" genre tinge lately? I don't even know if she owns a leotard and glitter anymore.

Arnold Tattoo

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We all have that friend who has that one tattoo, large or small, that doesn't look bad but is obviously not finished. It's been that way for years. When you ask about it, your friend looks ashamed and says "someday." You wish they'd do it, because you know the tattoo will look great when it's done. This tattoo, though, won't.

Say Hello to My Bad Tattoo

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Credit where credit is due. This tattoo isn't so bad that you can't tell it's from "Scarface." But it does look like the artist put a few extra unnecessary scars on Pacino's face. Oh, well. I guess a tattoo is technically all scar anyway. SAY HELLO TO HIS LITTLE FRIEND. Or not. Who cares? It sure as hell isn't me, that's for sure.

Thom Yorke Tattoo

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Who gets a tattoo like this? Does this person love Thom Yorke from Radiohead? Or does this person hate Thom Yorke from Radiohead? Because this is a very mean joke. But, also, it's Thom Yorke's face tattooed on you forever. So where are your loyalties?

Face Tattoos

I honestly have so much respect for this guy. Here's who I don't have any respect for: people who get just one tattoo on their face. If you're going to go that far, then go all the way. Cover your whole face with ink. One fact tattoo? Weak. Many face tattoos? King. Seriously, face tats are NEVER a good look.

Breaking Bad

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"Hey, have you seen 'Breaking Bad'? Oh, man. You've got to watch it! It's literally the best television show I have ever seen in my entire life. Bryan Cranston is such a great actor. Aaron Paul is a genius. It's the best show, you have to watch it. Promise me you'll watch it." — Everyone in 2012.

New York ... Yankees?

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You have to ask yourself: To whom does this tattoo belong? You may say, well, obviously that's a big New York Yankees fan. Only a Yankees fan would tattoo the team logo on their body. But I say no, a true Yankees fan would never be this disrespectful to the team. This is a Red Sox fan for sure.

No Fear Tattoo

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Here's what's going on with this tattoo. This guy, he used to be scared. He was so afraid. These guys at school, they jumped him from behind, beat him up. Beat the crap out of him. That's why he was scared. But then he got eyes tattooed in the back of his head. And now he has no fear. Also, his football jersey number was 07.

You Are the Father!

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"You are the father!"
(The DNA test proved Lenard is the father of 20-year-old Andrea.)

"You are the father!"
(The DNA test provied that Terrence is the father of his wife's daughter.)

"You are the father!"
(The DNA test proved Dimetrius is the father of Dimetrius Jr.)

"You are the father!"
(The DNA test proved S.P. is the father of Diamond's son.)

Michael Jackson Tattoo

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Do you remember where you were when Michael Jackson died in 1997? I remember where I was. I was working as a barrow boy in the chocolate mines off the coast of Bermuda. The foreman said Michael Jackson died. I said, "Who's Michael Jackson?" He said, "A famous singer." I said, "I didn't know that, for I've been forced to toil in these chocolate mines since I was a baby boy. I don't even know what the sun looks like." And the foreman told me to get back to work.

Plan Ahea(d) Tattoo

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On thing you should always do is always plan ahead. One thin you should always do is always plan ahead. One thing you should always do is always pla ahead. One thing you should always do is always plan ahea. Oen thong yo shoulp slsmday do dis laof mds pao ahealde. My goodness, I think I lost some brain cells trying to purposely type like that.

Illusionati Tattoo

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Whenever you heard some chatter about the Illuminati, Freemasons, reptilian humanoids in positions of power, the Deep State, Pizzagate, George Soros, the New World Order, the Rothschilds or any other crackpot conspiracy B.S., remember this guy's face. He's probably sifting through weird af 4chan threads with a rubber duck and a bottle of lotion as we speak.

Stay Strong Tattoo

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Life is hard. But you can't give up hope. People are relying on you to do your duty and be a beacon. In other wordth, wath mouth impothant in life ith thath you muth thay thwong no mattew wath happenth to you. I can't believe she actually walked outta the tattoo parlor looking like this with confidence.

WWJD Tattoo

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What would Jesus do? Well, according to this person, he would surgically connect his three people mouth-to-anus so that they share a single digestive system. He'd also sever the ligaments in their knees, crippling them and forcing them to crawl around. Thus creating a "human centipede." But I don't think any of that's in the Bible. Not sure, though, I've never read it cover to cover.

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This tattoo scares the living crap out of me.I mean, the baby tattoo is staring into my soul, with its beaty eyes and unnerving grin on it's face.

Of all the places he could've put that monstrosity of ink, he had to also put it there. YUCK!

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Well I'll be the judge of that. I'm just kidding; I have higher standards than that, so I will not be partaking in any lewd events this respectable young ladyt wants to tak part in. Maybe when another opportunity presents itself, but for now, NADA.

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He worked hard for that six-pack. He had to go to a grocery store, buy a 6-pack, drink said 6 pac, take it to his tattoo guy, beg the tattoo guy to ink the empty 6-pack he had in his hand, and get blasted on his chest. Simple as that.

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"Chocolate Rain

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

Chocolate Rain

A baby born will die before the sin

 

Chocolate Rain

The school books say it can't be here again

Chocolate Rain

The prisons make you wonder where it went

 

Chocolate Rain

Build a tent and say the world is dry

Chocolate Rain

Zoom the camera out and see the lie

 

Chocolate Rain

Forecast to be falling yesterday

Chocolate Rain"

-Tay Zonday

"Only in the past" is what they say

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This dude really loved facehuggers and "Prometheus." Why would someone possibly want to tattoo this on their face. Even in the world where face tats are becoming way more commonplace,nonsense like this is still going on. C'MON.

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I wonder which bentley he drives these days? Most likely? none, cause he was chasing clout, like all discount Soundcloud rappers do these days. Last time I checked,Bentley didn't participate with profit sharing or sullying their name with the likes of dudes who ink logos on their faces.

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It looks like a poor man's Bobby Hill eating a sock. It looks like "Boss Baby" eating an uncooked piece of steak. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope this dude didn't pay more the 5 bucks  for this abomination.

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Sad doge. Much ugly. This dog tattoo is so ugly I don't even know to say. I'm actually legitimately angry at this photo right now. nothing about it is consistent, and it make me want to brush my teeth for some reason. Yeah, I hav utterly no idea why either.

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She got the tattoo so she has time to duck a sucker-punch. But you gotta be kidding me lady. You can't seriously love a dude this much to get his face blasted on your face. Y'all seem like the type that cheat on each other with people who are uglier than y'all and fight on "Maury".

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That baby is mortified at their mom's love of a permanent monocle. This is a shame. In her effort to look like the Planters peanut guy, she pretty much scarred her newborn child for life. Imagine what those parent-teacher conferences in school are going to look like.

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We're a Monster family, passed down from sexy cousins to sexy cousins. Between you and me, Monster energy drinks arent half bad. They're refreshing, bold, and taste decent enough. my problem is the weird unity between these two, and they didn't even get the colors right.

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This is a goddamn shame, its flaccid. These are getiing more abhorrent by the slide. You can't make this kind of stuff up even if you tried your hardest. I mean, the sorry excuse of a tattoo is even detailed, so I know the client got exactly what he wanted. SMH.

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Life is the ish. Aye! Life is the ish. Aye!

Life is the ish. Aye! Life is the ish. Aye!

Life is the ish. Aye! Life is the ish. Aye!

Life is the ish. Aye! Life is the ish. Aye!

Life is the ish. Aye! Life is the ish. Aye!

Life is the ish. Aye! Life is the ish. Aye!

Well I thought it would make for a good song.

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YOLO, thats the motto. I'm beginning to see a very weird trend where a lot of these tattoo artists are neither legible or able to spell simple sentences. It's frustration to get jazzed about a tattoo, only for it to be revealed as trash.

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Jesus, after resurrecting, popping a molly, and sweating. This looks like our savior in deep thought, or he's baked beyond comprehension. he looks like he's seen some thing, and he's not afraid to tell anyone he knows.

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The motorcycle is like 2 times his size, and way bigger than that horse XD. The weir thing that gets me is the placement of the tattoo in question. Why is is so off-center and so uninspiring to look at? Why does the color on his back looks as if a kindergartener etched it himself. Yuck!

Ryan Gosling in, "Charlotte's Web". This one creeps me out because I'm not even sure if Ryan Gosling is even a fan of "Charlotte's Web" or spiders, so I;m failing to see the connection here. The more interesting this is the lighter tattoo he hasd under the spider-gosling one.

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This dude completely ruined my childhood. Every Christmas, I always asked Santa for a Hungry Hungry Hippos splayset, and my words were never heard. All I've ever wanted to do was play a round with some friends, but I'm an adult now, and finding one of these are still pretty difficult.

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I get the feeling she calls more than one guy "daddy." Her bottom has so many shades I don't know where to start. Evenb if that was here lifelong nickname, "baby girl" wouldn't neccesarily be the one I would consider to be the most productive.

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America, F**K Yeah!!! More like hell no!!!! To be perfectly fair, his flag tattoo isn't done yet, so I couldn't hold that against him. What I can say however is that the Statue of Liberty is a weird flex, but okay.

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Well, I can can run fast as hell away from your bat shit crazy ass in 2 seconds. Lady. You gotta be kidding me.I gotta give props thought; the linework on the tattoos are pretty proficient to say the least, but who is she trying to impress here? A guy could be behind he, and this is what he'll be reading upon climax.