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Janitors Confess On-The-Job Secrets You’re Not Supposed To Know

Janitors Confess On-The-Job Secrets You’re Not Supposed To Know June 1, 2017

A bunch of janitors have taken to Whisper.sh to admit things about their jobs they can't say in public. These are their secrets.

Janitor Confessions

Whisper.sh is a website where anyone can anonymously post their thoughts, their feelings and, especially, their secrets. Here are 20 true confessions from people we all see every day: janitors.

Proud to Be a Janitor

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No shade on janitors. They do an incredibly important job that not a lot of people want to do.

Intimidating Company

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That's a tough one. But if your girlfriend's into, that's all that matters.

Good Eatin'

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Dumpster diving is pretty easy to do when your job involves Dumpsters.

Toilet Wardrobe

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The janitor does not care about your pranks. The janitor only cares about clean bathrooms. Thank you, janitor.

The Grossest People

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That's because kids haven't yet been taught by our permissive culture that they shouldn't ever have to feel shame.

Trading Up

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Do what's your fancy college diploma really worth?

Playing Favorites

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It doesn't matter what your station in life is: Being rude to people in the service and hospitality industries is always stupid. Being nice to them is always smart.

I Was A Teenage Janitor

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Being in high school is tough enough without having to hide the fact that you also work there.

Less Stress

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Because true wellness is about taking care of your body AND your mind.

More Money

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Don't feel like an ass for it! Janitors SHOULD be well paid. They clean up poop.

You Are The One Who Is Gross

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Ah, the tables have turned. Now the janitor judges YOU!

Professional Rivalry

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Every line of work has a hierarchy and its own internal politics. EVERY line of work.

Lazy Janitor

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I knew it!

X-Ray Scam

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And that's how I learned you can extract silver from X-rays.

Janitor Tips

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Life tips! We all need 'em. Here's a great tip about where not to poop.

Janitor Happiness

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Hey, do you know what it takes to make a janitor happy? Not all that much. How about you just acknowledge them as fellow humans with thoughts and feelings and birthdays?

Janitor Sadness

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Like I just said, all you have to do is treat janitors like human beings. It shouldn't be that hard.

Janitor Booty

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You snooze, you lose (to the janitors).

Custodial Vocation

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Find and follow your own bliss. Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Take it from this guy.

Respect All Professions

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Truth.