Everyone loves well-meaning but pathetic beauty fails. We can't all spend the day contouring or painting our nails into masterpieces. We try anyway, though, and that's when the fun begins.
Walmart Hair
At least rainbow hair is super on-trend.
Eyelash Injury
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Mustache Manicure
I mustache how this managed to fail so badly.
Clown Toes
It’ll come off in the shower.
French Twist
Not exactly a top-notch top knot.
Colorblock Nails
When you run out of nail polish, so you improvise with Wite-Out.
Mad Plaidder
More like sad for plaid.
French Braid
So much expectation vs. reality.
Newspaper Nails
The end result is hardly newsworthy.
New Year’s Eve Nails
Countdown to when you can find the nail-polish remover.
Straighten Your Hair with Milk
Spoiler: It probably won’t work if you’re not an Instagram model.
Straighten Your Hair with Brown Sugar
Surprise, surprise.
Not on Fleek
It’s just layers and layers of eyebrow.
Rainbow Nails
I’d honestly love to know how it got all the way down her fingers.
Bottle Brunette
Pro tip: If your mom offers to help dye your hair, always say no!
Hair Bow
It literally looks like she just rolled out of bed.
Sprinkle Lips
It just looks like she’s a really messy eater.
Blue Smokey Nails
Why is it clumpy??
Hair Heart
She’ll hardly be breaking any hearts with this one.
No-Heat Curls
Your hair won't be fried, but your patience might be.
DIY Self-Tanner
First you were pasty white. Now you’re pasty white and look like you spilled coffee on your skin.
DIY Shellac Nails
Maybe we should just stop DIY-ing anything.
Top Knot
Same for basically every Pinterest hairstyle ever.
Layers
Oh, no no no. *facepalm*
Marble Nails
Manicure fails are like finger painting but for grownups.
I'm Blue
Da ba dee, da ba di.
Kylie Jenner Lips
But even Kylie Jenner doesn’t have Kylie Jenner lips.
Mousse Mess
Note to self: Label foam mousse and builder’s foam as to not get them confused.
Ombre
On the bright side, Miley Cyrus does this on purpose now, so this lady’s basically a trendsetter.
Give Up
On second thought, sweat pants and a ponytail sound great.