Everyone loves well-meaning but pathetic beauty fails. We can't all spend the day contouring or painting our nails into masterpieces. We try anyway, though, and that's when the fun begins.
At least rainbow hair is super on-trend.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
I mustache how this managed to fail so badly.
It’ll come off in the shower.
Not exactly a top-notch top knot.
When you run out of nail polish, so you improvise with Wite-Out.
More like sad for plaid.
So much expectation vs. reality.
The end result is hardly newsworthy.
New Year’s Eve Nails
Countdown to when you can find the nail-polish remover.
Straighten Your Hair with Milk
Spoiler: It probably won’t work if you’re not an Instagram model.
Straighten Your Hair with Brown Sugar
Not on Fleek
It’s just layers and layers of eyebrow.
I’d honestly love to know how it got all the way down her fingers.
Pro tip: If your mom offers to help dye your hair, always say no!
It literally looks like she just rolled out of bed.
It just looks like she’s a really messy eater.
Blue Smokey Nails
Why is it clumpy??
She’ll hardly be breaking any hearts with this one.
Your hair won't be fried, but your patience might be.
First you were pasty white. Now you’re pasty white and look like you spilled coffee on your skin.
DIY Shellac Nails
Maybe we should just stop DIY-ing anything.
Same for basically every Pinterest hairstyle ever.
Oh, no no no. *facepalm*
Manicure fails are like finger painting but for grownups.
Da ba dee, da ba di.
Kylie Jenner Lips
But even Kylie Jenner doesn’t have Kylie Jenner lips.
Note to self: Label foam mousse and builder’s foam as to not get them confused.
On the bright side, Miley Cyrus does this on purpose now, so this lady’s basically a trendsetter.
On second thought, sweat pants and a ponytail sound great.