You can say many things about the American Presidential election, but you can’t say it’s boring.
Potential First Lady Melania Trump (lol wut) is back in the news again, this time gracing the cover of the Sunday New York Post. Wearing nothing but 2 tiny blue stars:
But as it turns out, that photo of then 25-year old Melania was only the tip of the uncomfortable boner iceberg. Today’s Post features several more shots of Mrs. Trump, and this time she’s accompanied by an equally nude Scandinavian chick.
The photo shoot was for a 1995 issue of Max Magazine. French fashion photographer Jarl Ale de Basseville defends his work in the most French way possible: “I always loved women together, because I have been with a lot of women who desired the ménage à trois.”
Jarl also added, “She was charming throughout… She was always smiling, with a very pleasant personality and was polite and very well educated.” Which would be lovely sentiments, if anyone could hear them over the ‘LESBIAN PHOTO SHOOT’ headlines.
The Donald, never one to admit shame or weakness, is defending his wife’s 20-year old nudeys: “Melania was one of the most successful models, and she did many photo shoots, including for covers and major magazines. This was a picture taken for a European magazine prior to my knowing Melania. In Europe, pictures like this are very fashionable and common.” A spokesmen for the Trump campaign added, “They're a celebration of the human body as art. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. She's a beautiful woman.”
10 points to Slytherin house for backing their girl. But here’s to hoping a Melania-style photo leak isn’t repeated by either of the Clintons. #NightmareFuel