Real Life Stories of Truly Awful First Dates
Let’s be honest: first dates can be really scary. Things don’t always go according to plan, and opening up can be embarrassing. Some first dates, though, are worse than others, as these true stories of terrible first dates make very clear.
Front Row
The only time I went on a date with a girl I met on the Internet was a fantastic failure.
As I imagine in most cases, when I saw her in person, she wasnt as attractive as her pics let on. No biggie, she was still cute and I hope I am not that shallow.
However…. First thing I disliked is she wanted to sit in the front freaking row of the movie theatre.
Still, I decided, people have dealt with much worse. But then it got absolutely fantastic – a friend of hers shows up, and these two are pointing, laughing, and screaming their heads off and calling random characters ‘gay’ and whatnot.
At this point I had decided my time had come, excused myself to the bathroom, and went home to play some Counter-Strike.
Tainted Love
First date I ever went on was when I got my first kiss. After we smooched I looked at her and said “… I love you”.
After that we just stood there for 30 seconds and then I just said good night and left in the most awkward way possible.
The next day I explained that my response was a “heat of the moment” kind of deal; and things were fine after that. I was 15 at the time. I still look back on it and think to myself what the hell were you thinking?!
Bathroom Break
I was on a first date with a cute girl that was going really well, when suddenly I was overcome with a violent case of Montezuma’s revenge.
I calmly excused myself and walked to the bathroom as fast as I could without it being obvious that I was sprinting.
I managed not to destroy any of my clothes, but it took me about 10 minutes to clean the bathroom up and douse myself with the air freshener spray they had in the bathroom.
When I came back, she was gone and the waiter was standing next to the table. He had asked my date where I went, and she started crying and stormed out. She never returned my calls or texts after that.
End of Date
We arrive at a nice restaurant for dinner. Idle talking while we’re waiting to be seated.
“Oh that’s a nice ring.” “yeah I love it. My boyfriend gave it to me for our anniversary yesterday.” LOLNOPE.