Me, Myself And I: All The Signs You Might Be Full Of Yourself

Signs you might be full of yourself and loving every minute:

So you’ve been accused of being totally full of yourself on more than one occasion. But to be honest, you’re not really sure what they mean by that. You assume they’re accusing you of being too selfish, but that’s not it at all.

  You kind of feel like everyone’s intimidated by your confidence . But there’s a fine line between being confident and arrogant. Being confident is like having a big d—. You don’t go talking about how big it is to other people. You just know it is and that makes you happy.

But when you’re full of yourself, you’re basically whipping it out at the dinner table and slapping it in everyone’s faces so they’ll know too. If you’re still not sure if this applies to you, then check out these signs you might be full of yourself.

You Love Talking About Yourself

You never listen to what other people are going through. How can you? You’re too busy hogging the conversation and talking about yourself. In your world, your troubles, opinion, and accomplishments are all that matters.

It’s all about how your day’s been going, how your job is the greatest, and how much money you spent on your last holiday.

You Think You’re Perfect

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You’ll never admit to the fact that you f—– up or that your life is just as messy as anybody else’s.

You feel the need to be perfect 24/7, so you constantly pressure yourself to put up a front. Among the signs you might be full of yourself, seeing yourself as the apex of human evolution is on the top of the list.

You Feel Threatened By Others’ Success

You know you’re full of yourself when you can’t be happy for someone who has become as successful as you have, or even more successful than you.

So rather than being the bigger person and celebrate a friend, family member, or competitor’s victory, you talk smack about them because the thought of complimenting them seems absurd.

You Don’t Listen

Not only do you not want to listen, but you don’t really care what anyone else has to say. You hate listening to other people. It’s why you’re always talking over them. But when someone else is praising themselves over their accomplishments, you have to get involved fast and quickly shut them up to talk about your victories.