These Are the Signs That You’re Bad in Bed (and Have Zero Clue)
These are the irrefutable signs you are bad in bed
Some people suck at sex. (And not in the good way.) It’s a talent just like any other. So some people have it more naturally than others. You might even look like a cross between Channing Tatum and ’90s Brad Pitt, but being hot doesn’t make you an expert under the sheets. Sadly, there are many signs you are bad in bed. Some of those signs might be pretty obvious to your date, but not to you. So, aren’t you dying to know if you’ve actually rocked your partner’s world or if you’ve been living in La La Land? Let’s find out.You’re A Spoiled Brat
The thought of pleasing someone else sounds absolutely absurd to you because you’re only thinking about pleasing yourself. It’s entirely possible that you follow the same philosophy with everything that you do in life, which is why you’re okay getting mauled sexually in bed but won’t do sh*t for your partner.
They Came And Didn’t Show It
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When someone has an orgasm, there are a series of twitches, spasms, and facial ticks that make them look a bit silly, but reassure you that you’ve taken them where they needed to go.
If they’ve had no kind of body response while they allegedly came, then they probably didn’t even enjoy it.
You’re Bad At Kissing
Some of the signs that you’re bad in bed involve kissing and doing it badly. You might accidentally bite your partner’s tongue with your teeth or you swivel your slimy tongue inside their mouths almost to the point that you make them gag.
If you’re one of those people, then you’re probably bad in bed too.
You Broke Their Back With Your "Sexy" Moves
You wanted to spice things up. Hey, every couple needs that! So, you studied the Kama Sutra and decided to try some bold new techniques that were really rough.
But not only was it as uncomfortable as hell to do, but you ended up giving your partner a backache or caused all their muscles to spasm…in a bad way. Rough doesn’t always mean “sexy,” you stud!