These Unbelievable Snapchat Burns Call For A Ton Of Aloe Vera

Verbal burns are truly the worst. At least when you’re face to face, you can react to a harsh insult and respond with a witty comeback. But a social media burn? That leaves you with absolutely no recourse, at least not in the moment.

So these Snapchat burns are only fun if you’re the one dishing them out. If you’re on the receiving end of these Snapchat insults, prepare to get third-degree burns.

Size Does Matter

See, honey? Here’s the thing. The reason I cheated on you is because when it comes to manhood, he’s three times the man that you will ever be. It’s not personal. Geishas have needs.

Ed Sheeran’s Feminine Side

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Damn! Somewhere out there, there are gingers all over feeling dissed. Ya think that just because she’s got the same hair color, the same smirk, and the same… oh, you know what, we see it too.

Lend Me Your Ear

That’s pretty much symbolic of just about everyone we’ve ever met that we secretly don’t like. As soon as they start talking, all you can hear is plenty of bullsh*t coming out of their mouths. Maybe you can forward this to them. No, you know what? Tag them. I triple dare you.

Opposites Attract

Well, we’re guessing it’s true what they say, there’s always someone for everybody, or in this case, something for someone. But man! Is this one of the meanest snapchat burns or what? She ain’t that bad!