26 Twitter Users Reveal Their Grossest, Funniest Subway Horror Stories in Just 6 Words

For a town as densely populated and expensive as New York City, the subway is an invaluable resource.

But as any local—or tourist in town for a week, for that matter—will tell you, underground intracity transportation can come at a gross and dangerous price.

Vice recently asked Twitter users to share their subway horror stories in just six words. Here are the 26 funniest responses.

So, so wrong.

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Brace yourself, there’s going to be a lot of these.

*Dave Grohl voice* There goes my heroooo