Think This Dog Looks Cool? Wait Till You See How the Internet Photoshopped HimJanuary 8, 2019
Greg Smith
Redditor u/ItsJellyJosh had a simple request: Photoshop this cool dog in a cool sink to make him even cooler. How did you think Reddit reacted? Because if you answered, "By Photoshopping this slick sink dog every which way possible," you are correct. So please enjoy this funny Photoshop contest with what is undoubtedly the dopest doggy who ever lived.
The OG
No, this pic isn't Photoshopped. Not yet, anyway. That's a real dog, in a real sink, making a really awesome pose. Look at how he drapes his arm over just so. Are you excited to see where this good boy goes?
Paw-descending Wonka
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Oompa loompa doompety dirl / You shouldn't waste time chasing a squirrel / Oompa loompa doompety dot / What would you do if it's actually caught?
Dog Is My Copilot
What do you think John Travolta is like as a pilot? Does he make conversation about which of his movies he wishes were hits? Or is he weirdly quiet and "professional"? Either way: insufferable.
Hotel For Dogs
Would you all pay to see a shot-for-shot remake of A Star Is Born with this dog as the Bradley Cooper role? Based on this still, we would absolutely pay to see a shot-for-shot remake of A Star Is Born with this dog as the Bradley Cooper role.
Play Dead
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Some dogs are taught how to shake. But even under the most dangerous circumstances, this dog ain't moving a muscle.
Paw Control To Major Dog
"We've been battling poor PR," said Ashleigh, head of marketing for Elon Musk's SpaceX team. "We need good press, fast. Excuse me, Clyde, are you paying attention?" Clyde was on Reddit. His fingers trembled. "Can we... Can we put a dog in a space car?"
Ridin' Dirty (Because He Rolled Around In Dirt)
Let's just hope he doesn't roll over every stop sign! Because one of his dog tricks is "roll over", you see! And in the case of driving, specifically stopping at a stop sign, this could cause problems! You see!
Now This Is Pawdracing
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Say what you will about the prequels, but the actor they hired to play Darth Labrador was really good. We kinda hope they fold that continuity into the new ones.
Han Pet First
This dog sat in with the band at the Mos Eisley cantina once. Instead of their typical poppy fare, the dog went for hard post-bop. The rhythm section couldn't hang and the space-clarinets just wept out of jealousy. No recordings were made, so it's just one of those lost cool dog jazz nights.
Pocket Protector
We're not about to tell that marsupial that's a dog in its pouch. Have you heard of those boxing kangaroos? None of our business.
Tubstep
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We've heard of rags to riches, but sinks to tubs? We haven't heard of that! And that seems to be the journey the original picture has taken vis-a-vis this picture! What a world!
Hot Dog
Honestly, if Hell is full of pizza pies and cute lil puppos, sign us up! Wait, that's not a legally binding contract is it? Cause, like, we'd still prefer Heaven given the choice. Shoot. It feels like we boinked this up.
Ferris Bueller's Leash Off
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and eat your own poop once in a while, you could miss it.
Hat Dog
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Ugh. You know this dog subscribes to all kinds of problematic subreddits. And owns a katana. And interrupts you to talk about the best anime. At least he pulls off the neck fur better than most neck beards.
Fear And Barking In Las Vegas
Hey, when you go a little too nuts on the anise seed, you wind up in situations like this. You can't stop here! This is cat country!
The Fast And The Furry-ous
You know, they filmed most of this movie using a combination of CGI and the dog's brother. Not because anything bad happened to the original dog. Just because they wanted more dogs in the movie, and had the money to burn.
Dog And Dogger
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Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!
Dog Equis
I don't always drink human water. But when I do, I prefer toilet bowl water. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Dogs And Confused
That's what I love about these labradoodle puppies, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age. Al-bite, al-bite, al-bite.
Awkward!
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He's a dog. She's a cat. And they share a sink! How will they ever get along? Find out this fall on Petting Zoo. Wednesdays at 8 on ABC.
Bucket List
Listen: This is a dog in a bucket. We'd love to provide you more context, but there isn't any. What you see is what you get. Dog. Bucket. Empty space. How'd he get in there? Does he want to get out? Don't know. Draw your own conclusions.
All-American Dog Toy Band
The 21st century, Internet-saturated answer to the Wu-Tang Cats, Brockhamptongue came onto the scene with a trilogy of studio albums released in the same year. They're a collective that records music, makes videos, and most importantly, runs around in the backyard like a good boy together.
Bark To The Future
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Lassie, Lassie! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin The Dog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this!
Safety Doggles
We didn't think it was possible for the person in the sidecar to be cooler than the person actually operating. And technically, we were right. It's not possible for a sidecar person to be cooler. But it is possible for a sidecar dog.
Get Rich Or Die Barkin'
Go doggy, it's your birthday / We eatin' Kibbles like it's your birthday / We beggin' under tables like it's your birthday / And you know we don't give a lick it's not your birthday!