There’s nothing Donald Trump likes more than listening to Donald Trump speak. And while whether or not his brain is firing on all cylinders when he opens his mouth remains unclear, it seems that no matter what sentences come hurting out of his face hole, he always doubles down on them the next day.
This tactic reached new levels of absurdity yesterday in, fittingly, Florida. The Donald was hosting a rally and decided to claim that ISIS “honors” its “founder” President Obama.
This claim was so confusing that even the GOP nominee speaking it couldn’t grasp it, so he repeated the sentiment 5 times in 34 words:
"In fact, in many respects, you know they honor president Obama. ISIS is honoring President Obama. He is the founder of ISIS. He's the founder of ISIS, OK? He's the founder. He founded ISIS."
But that’s not all. Because as we all know, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and ISIS couldn’t have been created by just one American Democrat. So Trump also credited Hilary Clinton as a “co-founder”.
Our Trump is a generous Trump.
Now usually, when a man does or says something stupid, that man will apologize and take back the comments. But The Donald is not most men. This is his quote from CNBC this morning:
"That mistake was made. It was a horrible mistake, one of the worst mistakes in the history of our country. We destabilized the Middle East and we've been paying the price for it for years. He was the founder, absolutely the founder. In fact, in sports they have awards, he gets the most valuable player award. Him and Hillary. I mean she gets it, too. I gave them co-founder if you really looked at the speech."
MVP of Terrorist Organization Start-Ups Obama hasn’t responded, because he has common sense and dignity.