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Hilariously Ugly and Dumb Wedding Dresses That Will Make You Never Want to Get Hitched

Hilariously Ugly and Dumb Wedding Dresses That Will Make You Never Want to Get Hitched March 20, 2019

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In an effort to rock that unique look at the wedding, some brides pick the ugliest wedding dresses on the rack. But most of them won’t realize it until they look through their wedding album. So take a gander at these eyesores. But don't blame us if you go blind.

The Orange Sherbet Swirl Wedding Dress

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Never has there ever been a wedding dress that’s so orange. It looks like her dress was made from swirls of cotton candy or orange sherbet ice cream. But this probably isn’t every bride’s taste.

The Octopus Wedding Dress

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It looks like the octopus wedding dress done by Haya Al Houti may be one of the ugliest wedding dresses on this list. But if you’ve always dreamt of walking down the aisle looking like Ursula from “The Little Mermaid,” you’re all set.

The Crocheted Tampon Wedding Dress

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We must have missed the issue of Redbook that said dressing like a giant crocheted tampon for your wedding is in. She looks like she’s begging someone to get her out of that thing.

The Poppin’ Balloon Wedding Dress

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The designer must have been out of breath after creating this dress made up of tiny balloons. It looks like something you'd see at a kid's party, not a wedding. But if they all pop, the bride will have an epic wardrobe malfunction.

The Baby Bump Wedding Dress

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No one will ever have to ask whether this bride was getting married out of obligation. All you have to do is look at the baby bump sticking out of the dress. At least when the kid asks, she can tell them that they were all anyone could talk about.

The Face Wedding Dress

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Jean Paul Gaultier is known for bringing something special with his interesting designs. But we’re not sure why he decided to stick a face in front of a wedding dress. We bet it costs a fortune, but who would want to wear this?

The Shredded Wedding Dress

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It looks like the groom just pulled her out of an airplane engine, but the dress didn’t make it. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Start saving for a wedding dress early in life so you don’t pick something this hideous.

The Wedding Dress That Won’t Hold Up

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She’s a lovely bride and the dress isn’t quite so bad. The only complaint we have is that the top isn’t holding the bride’s "girls" up very well. But from the looks of it, the groom doesn’t seem to mind.

The Wedding Dress That Showed Too Much

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Whoever designed this dress must have been inspired by Pam Anderson’s bikini bridal dress, which left very little to the imagination. Can you imagine how distracted everyone must have been throughout the ceremony?

The Caked-Up Wedding Dress

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It's just plain creepy seeing a bride wearing a dress made out of cake with a big hole in the stomach. Looks like the groom just couldn't wait till after the ceremony to have a taste.

Wedding Dress in the Hood

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Most wedding dresses are kind of dull being all fluffy and white. So,this couple decided a graffiti-style wedding dress with the name "Wifey" on the back would really stand out in the wedding photos. And it does. But for all the wrong reasons.

The Wannabe Louis Vuitton Wedding Dress

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It’s as if a regular wedding dress and a Christmas gift wrapping got together and made a baby. The bride looks more like a decorated Christmas tree, and no bride should ever have to feel like that.

The Zestfully Revealing Wedding Dress

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The dress is full of vim and vigor, but it seems to be missing a lot of material. This bride is showing way too much for people's comfort. It’s like we’re Superman and we can’t turn off our X-ray vision.

The Way Too Fluffy Wedding Dress

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The designer put so much fluffy material in the back of the dress that it’s like a freaking airbag. But he seems to have forgotten to add a lot of material in the front, making this bride seem more like a beauty queen.

The Napkin Wedding Dress

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Walking in this dress must be a total nightmare. She looks like she’s the living embodiment of a napkin at a fancy restaurant or a genie smoking out of a lamp. Either way, it’s a total wedding fail.

The Mardi Gras Wedding Dress

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If her goal was to be a pageant queen at Mardi Gras, then she’s all set. Personally, we love the belly dancing get-up. But it’s so not appropriate for a wedding, don’t you think?

The Wedding Dress That’s So Lit

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Every bride deserves to look like a Disney princess on her special day. But when the bride puts this on, it’ll look like she accidentally sat on a colony of lightning bugs who are flying up her dress. 

The Victoria’s Secret Wedding Dress

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Well, you’ll certainly give everyone at the wedding quite a show. Just think of the aisle as your own personal runway. Now work it, girl! You’re already showing everything else. Might as well show them your moves too.

The Skin-Tone Wedding Dress

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This bride looks like she went out in the middle of winter without any clothes on and got into a snowball fight. We’re not sure if the fabric is skin-tone or see-through but either way, it’s a total eyesore.

The Redneck Wedding Dress

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This bride might be wearing a camouflage dress, but she’s still going to stick out like a sore thumb. And we’re not just saying that because of the orange ribbon belt or the dress underneath.

The All-Too Revealing Wedding Dress

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If this bride wanted to turn heads at her wedding, mission accomplished. It’s so revealing that it leaves tradition in the dust. We can’t help but wonder what the father of the bride thought about this.

The Bowl Wedding Dress

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The dress might be ugly, but at least they have each other. Good thing too. There aren’t too many people who would say "I do" wearing a dress that looks like three huge paper bowls put together.

The Cupcake Wedding Dress

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Wearing a cupcake dress is one way to get people to come to your wedding. That poor bride!. She looks like she’s getting ready to marry Willy Wonka at his chocolate factory.

The Diaper Wedding Dress

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Looks like this bride has babies on her mind and she hasn’t even walked down the aisle. But we’ll bet this diaper dress will be a hit with wedding guests who need to change their babies' diapers. They certainly don’t have to go very far to get one.

The Furry Wedding Dress

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No poodles were harmed in the making of this dress. It’s a little over the top and one of the ugliest wedding dresses we’ve seen, but we also wouldn't be able to look away if we had been invited to the big event. We don't see this look making it on an issue of The Modern Bride.