Freaky Tinder Profiles You’d Swipe Right On Just For The Story

Dating people in the real world can be time-consuming and a bit difficult sometimes. But can Tinder really increase your chances of meeting your soul mate? Well, that probably depends on how realistic or unrealistic your expectations are. The truth is that you may not find an exact match, but as long as the other person has a good sense of humor, that’s all that matters. But there’s a fine line between humor and insanity.  Check out these weird Tinder profiles. They may be wacky as hell, but they are also so freaking weird, they’ll make you crack up in a beat! And everyone knows that laughter is a great way to get potential hookups to swipe right.

Hung Like A Horse

Tinder can make dating a lot of fun. Who knows? You might wind up with a guy like this one, who is clearly hung like a horse… cause he’s a Minotaur, you know? Hopefully, he’s not exaggerating, because that would be disappointing.

Also, he bathes regularly, which is a total bonus in anyone’s book.

A Girl Named Brandon

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Don’t let her name fool you. She’s the kind of girl you’d want to bring home to your mother. Plus, she’s charming, and can fit big fruits inside her mouth. Also, she likes D, as in the letter D. But if you happen to have a D, it’s possible that she’ll know what to do with it.

Burrito Lovers Swipe Right

Her name’s Rachel. She’s 20, and she lives a mile away, and she’s not afraid of sinking her teeth into a delicious burrito. But if you’re not into Mexican food, then good luck ever meeting this beauty in real life.

It’s also your loss because if she can put a whole burrito in her mouth, imagine what she can do for you. Yeah. I said it.

A Jurassic Sense Of Humor

If you’re a speed reader, then the first line will likely make you swipe left from Reginald. But if you take a moment to read, you’ll see that he has a gigantic sense of humor. Then again, that was obvious from his profile photo.

But if you value your Pet rock collection, you might want to find someone else.