Been Through a Breakup? Your Zodiac Sign Will Tell You What Happens Next

Even if you’re not a crazy ex, there’s a good chance you have one. But if you’re not sure where you fall in the insanity spectrum, check the zodiac. Because sometimes the stars have the answers you need.

So let’s find out what kind of crazy ex you are based on your zodiac sign. 

Virgo Guy: He Will Ruin Your Life

A Virgo guy isn’t going to forgive or forget. If his heart is broken, then get ready for war. The pain will make him act crazy for a while, almost to the point where they won’t recognize who he is anymore.

What’s more, he’ll play mind games to try to get a raise out of their ex. And he won’t stop until he knows that their life is one giant train wreck.

Virgo Gal: She’ll Overanalyze And Let Go

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A Virgo gal will sift through her chat history with her ex to try to figure out at what point things started to take a nosedive. It’ll become an obsession to her.

She’ll try to pinpoint exactly what caused the breakup in the hopes that she might be able to fix it. But fortunately, it’s only temporary, and she’ll move on eventually.

Aries Guy: He Has A Mid-Life Crisis

An Aries guy will feel like he’s a 50-year-old guy having a midlife crisis after a breakup. To cope with the loss, he’ll go out and buy himself a sports car or do something risky like bungee jumping to distance himself from the pain.

But it might take some time before things go back to normal. 

Aries Gal: She May Forgive, But Never Forget

An Aries gal will go on a road trip to bounce back from a break up. She might even forgive the guy who tore her heart in two. But she’ll never forget about her ex and may look for ways to reach out to him again, even if it means texting him at 5 a.

m. to say she misses him.