Bills Fan Body-Slams Flaming Table And Catches Fire, Again

Bryan Brandom
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It’s no secret some Buffalo Bills fans are flaming idiots.

Literally, for at least two of them.

Two seasons ago, we saw a Bills Mafia boss take the Buffalo supporters’ tradition of body-slamming folding tables to another level when the genius added an extra degree of danger: fire.

Perhaps Bills Mafia is running out of ideas, because on Sunday, one fan returned to the jumping-torso-first-onto-a-flaming-folding-table well.

It had pretty much the exact same outcome. The fan was apparently not too intoxicated to remember the “stop, drop, and roll” lesson he’d learned as a youth, then was rewarded for his folly by being doused in the magical elixir that fuels Bills Mafia and their outlandish exploits: beer. Lots and lots of beer.

If you’re unfamiliar with Bills Mafia, their getting shwasted and embarrassing themselves is probably the franchise’s most steadfastly held tradition, one spot ahead of choking in consecutive Super Bowls.

They do stuff like bone on the premises, break their legs on folding tables, throw dildos onto the field, and, as you’ve just seen, light themselves aflame.

Oh yeah, the Bills beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 30-27.