This Is Exactly Why You Don’t Streak At Pro Sports Events

Bryan Brandom
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Most streakers dream of ending up like this guy, eluding security guards and darting over the barrier to freedom.

But unfortunately, most seem to find themselves instead on the wrong end of a check or two or 12 from security personnel.

Like this guy.

And this guy.

And this guy.

Oh, and we can’t forget this guy.

Apparently, no streaker has it worse than a CFL streaker.

Because the athletes in Canada’s premier football league seem to have free rein when it comes to taking down pitch invaders.

It happened in 2016.

And it happened again on Saturday night.

Here’s another look.

And another.

OK, one more.

That’s CFL veteran and former Jacksonville State defensive back Marcell Young with the hit.

He also had four tackles of people who actually belonged on the field in his BC Lions’ 22-10 over the Montreal Alouettes in Week 1 of the CFL season.