Jets’ Jeremy Kerley Suggests A Ghost Tainted His Failed PED Test

Bryan Brandom
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When Jeremy Kerley was suspended by the NFL in November for failing a PED test, the New York Jets wide receiver vowed to get to the bottom of the unexplained positive result.

He said in a statement:

I was shocked by a positive test for Turinabol, as I have never knowingly taken any banned substances. I am 5-foot-9 tall and 180 pounds, and I have never used steroids in my life. I’m a good athlete, but anyone can look at my body composition and tell that I’m not a steroid user. While I did not have enough time prior to the deadline to resolve this case, I fully intend to investigate this matter until I am able to figure out what caused the positive test, because I know that I have done nothing wrong. When I find out what substance was tainted, I will pursue all remedies at that time, because this is not right. I have and will always be a clean player, and I look forward to returning to the Jets to play against the Saints next month.

While, four weeks later, his investigation hasn’t yet yielded any hard evidence, he has a pretty guess as to why that is: ghosts don’t leave evidence.

Jeremy Kerley.

“I don’t know,” Kerley said on Wednesday, his first day back from a four-game suspension. “There’s a lot of ghosts around here. Maybe a ghost put it in me. You know the Ghost of Christmas Past? A ghost might have put it in me. I don’t know.”

Kerley’s not the first NFLer to blame a failure on a ghost. Former Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson once blamed arguably the most famous ghost—no, not Casper, but the Holy Ghost—for his dropping a potential game-winning touchdown in the end zone.

His Twitter reaction’s wisely been deleted, but it lives on.

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