Well, almost complete.
Don’t forget your cup
He wore baseball pants, a cap, a glove, and what appears to be a camouflage Pirates jersey.
But he left out one crucial piece of the uniform, and it’d come back to haunt him after a Jordy Mercer bomb into the left field seats.
The game-tying home run bounced up off the stairs and caught our devoted young fan where a cup would have been had he decided to go all-out with his outfit.
Apparently, no groin is safe when the Padres visit PNC Park.
In 2017, a Carlos Asuaje home run took a more painfully direct path to the crotch of a man who had every opportunity to protect his manhood, yet bafflingly took zero steps to interject.
Our young fan’s day would just get worse, as would Mercer’s.
Protecting a one-run lead in the ninth, the shortstop had a chance to turn a double play and get his team one out from victory.
Instead, he whipped the rock off second baseman Josh Harrison’s glove and into center field, allowing a run to score and setting up a big inning for San Diego, who’d win 8-5.
It was a day full of lessons for all wearing Pirates gear.