The Most Hilariously Dumb Sports Quotes Of All Time
Sports quotes that are so dumb they’ll make your head spin
An athlete doesn’t have to be a soccer player, an NFL kicker or a kickboxer to shock sports fans with what feet can do. Instead, all they have to do is lodge those feet into their dumb mouths. Now, don’t get us wrong. The sports world offers its fair share of intellectuals. But plenty of representatives fall unfortunately hard into the “dumb jock” stereotype. So here are a bunch of sports quotes that are so dumb, they’ll make you dizzy. Except we had to exclude those from Charles Barkley so as to give others a chance to shine. It’s only fair.Jason Kidd
“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees,” said future Hall of Fame point guard Jason Kidd after the Dallas Mavericks selected him out of UC Berkeley with the second overall pick of the 1994 NBA Draft.
It took him 17 years and stops with two other teams, but he finally turned the team around 180 degrees with a championship in 2011.
Terrell Owens
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“Don’t say I don’t get along with my teammates,” Owens said. “I just don’t get along with some of the guys on my team.” One can understand the confusion, as it’s highly likely that no one has ever been able to withstand a conversation with Owens for long enough to explain what a teammate is.
Doug Collins
“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win,” the former NBA player and head coach and current NBA analyst once said. With expert analysis like this, how does this guy not have another coaching gig already?
Tim McCarver
“Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out,” said the two-time All-Star catcher, two-time World Series winner, and longtime broadcaster, famous for his senselessly meandering mouth.
Anyone familiar with McCarver’s work in the booth knows this won’t be his last appearance on this list.