Streakers Get Crushed by State Troopers, Play-by-Play Man Kevin Harlan Loves It

Bryan Brandom
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Make that two dreadful Monday Night Football games rescued by male nudity and excellent play-by-play man Kevin Harlan.

During what we've been assured was a real football game that counted, the New York Jets sort of just let the Indianapolis Colts pummel them, 41-10, despite Indy's years of poor coaching and total lack of game-changing talent outside of Andrew Luck and T.Y. Hilton.

Early in the third quarter of the beatdown, two streakers took the field, peeling off their clothes as they sprinted across the turf.

Each was hit pretty damn hard by New Jersey state troopers, which got Harlan, who calls Monday-night games on the radio for Westwood One, all riled up: “Did you see that tackle?! Oh, and the other guy is knocked down!”

Former NFL quarterback Boomer Esiason got a good shot in there as well: "They're actually hitting harded than the Jets defense."

In Week 1, the San Francisco 49ers destroyed the Los Angeles Rams 28-0 on MNF. That game also included a streaker, and Harlan, who regularly calls NBA games on TV for ESPN, rose to the occasion to treat it like a game-breaking play in the Super Bowl.