Tristan Thompson Came Up With The Ballsiest Excuse For Cheating On Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe Kardashian knew it.

Tristan Thompson’s other baby mama Jordan Craig knew it.

And all the women filmed cheating with the Cavaliers big man knew it.

Thompson’s got some big balls.

Metaphorically, of course.

Tristan Thompson’s ballsy, extremely original cheating excuse

We know this because of the excuse for cheating he offered up to the mother of his newest child: He didn’t want to cheat, but his teammates and opponents joined forces to guide his genitals into groupies’ thirsty lady parts by way of peer pressure.

Here’s something a human being actually told Us Weekly, presumably without irony:

The source adds: “Tristan explained to Khloé that there were women constantly throwing themselves at him, and he felt pressure to not refuse them because it’s the unspoken rule in the NBA that players hook-up with groupies on the road.”

The cojones.

Matching the senselessness of the excuse, Kardashian has “completely forgiven” Cleveland’s interior banger.

Not that it matters — I’m highly convinced the interestingly timed revelation of Thompson’s infidelity was, like most Kardashian-related bombshells, orchestrated by the family in the first place as a means of having yet more excuses to be on TV.

I guess the biggest takeaway from this news is, if you’re a Cavs fan, heading into the Eastern Conference finals, your center has the confidence of a man willing to blame his cheating on his friends’ desire for him to bone.

And that’s a lot.