If Jim Carrey's The Mask taught me anything, it's that you should shouldn't golf tee shots off your friends' faces.
(Well, that and not to, under any circumstances, wear a possessed Norse mask depicting Loki.)
So, University of South Florida golfer Maria Rodriguez and her brave freshman teammate Maria Merchan took to Instagram to offer a safer and much more fun alternative.
The butt tee.
That's more like it.