An Ode To Buffet Restaurants, The Best Kind Of Restaurants

Lindsay Weglarz
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(Photo: warosu.org)
Ode to a buffet

I’m hungry, I need a feast
I want every food and I don’t want to choose
So hungry, all the treats I crave
One dish won’t satisfy me, not even two

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I know where to go
It’s the Disneyland of food
See the bountiful chafing dishes
And prepare myself to drool

O buffet restaurants,
You sweet and savory temple
For a flat fee I indulge
in delicious foods so ample

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Should I come for breakfast
And stay until dinner?
There aren’t any rules
And every dish is a winner

O meat-carving station
You make me say “nom”
Slice me some juicy turkey
With gravy, it’s the bomb.

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Unlimited ice cream
It’s the dream for all ages
Unlimited toppings
Satisfies all my cravings

If I were pregnant
The buffet would be my home
All my fellow buffet lovers
you are not alone

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