Little Red Riding Hood
This story has been told since the 1st century but it looked a little different back then. Red didn’t always get eaten, instead the wolf cooks up Granny and feeds her to Red. At the disguised wolf’s behest Red strips naked and throws her clothes in the fire before jumping into bed for some granny cuddles. The little girl starts to get suspicious though and claims she has to go to the bathroom but she doesn’t want to poop in the bed, the wolf agrees that that would be a bad choice and let’s her go outside at which point she promptly gets the f**k outta there. Keep that trick in your back pocket ladies!